WISDOM JOKES

Antonyms

Disciple: Oh wise and all knowing one, take me to the realm of perfect peace. Master: If I take you to that realm, it will no longer be peaceful.

Are you as good as dog?

If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains. If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles

Company of God can be troublesome

Two priests were riding a scooter at above permissible speed. They were stopped by the police. “Don’t you feel that you were going too fast?” asked the officer.

Know your God

Once during the floods the water started coming inside the temple. The priest went to the top of the temple and started praying God. Just when water started touching his feet, a boat came to rescue him. He refused to enter the boat READ MORE

Make-up with your real face

Girl: “Why you all boys are similar?” Boy: “Because we do not do make-up.”

One Question and it's All clear

A man came to king Akbar’s palace court to challenge his minister Birbal. Birbal was in a great hurry.

Wait a minute

A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him: “God, how long is a million years to you?”

When nothing remains one get all

Once the priests of different religions met and started chatting about the donations gathered from the devotees.

When doing nothing, then doing meditation

A man while chatting with his friend asked, “How’s your son? Is he still unemployed?” “Yes, he is. But he is meditating now.”